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28
Jul

crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

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28
Jul

cute-overload:

6 week old, rare male calico kitten at my local shelter.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

That’s not a calico cat.
Also, calico cats are always female, unless they have a rare genetic anomaly where they have 3 sex chromosomes (XXY)

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28
Jul

Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

M. Scott Peck (via thinksquad)  
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28
Jul

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

I’m pretty sure the second version is what they really meant.

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27
Jul

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

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27
Jul

How can someone completely rule out half of the population as a potential romantic partner right off the bat? It’s not fair! Damn straight women :/

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27
Jul

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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27
Jul

The best thing about working at the vets is that I can just walk right up to any dog and pat them and it’s not weird at all. The owners look all proud like “See, she likes my dog. The vet lady is patting my dog.”

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27
Jul

thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

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27
Jul

Some relevant advice.

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27
Jul

hobolunchbox:

Sparring partner.

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27
Jul

laughtime:

every morning

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27
Jul
  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
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27
Jul

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters